Hurtful Truth

It’s with great sadness we announce that Oprah cast-off Dr. Phil McGraw and his wife Robin are in the last days of their marriage. Reliable news source Globe magazine tells the world on its website that it has empirical evidence that will be revealed in its next issue:

[I]nsiders reveal he’s flying into jealous rages over his wife Robin. GLOBE’s sources bare the shocking details of Dr. Phil’s marriage crisis.

Of course these rumors have been around since November when it was reported the good doctor was totally tripping over his wife’s burgeoning television presenting career. Ironically, it was he who first encouraged her to overcome her shyness and guest-host on his show where she grew to become quite talented. (Or so the article says,  I dont have time watch that crap. I hope people now realize you shouldnt take advice from a guy who cant even keep his own house under control.